Home Phones and Linguistic Diversions

I was lazily browsing the internet when I was a phone-line merchants that specialize in Watches when I reflect on home phones and actually uses them ...

I have a contract with Orange, the mobile phone operators, which cost me about £ 35 per month to get (an animal contracts) and I have 500 minutes of cross network minutes included - that is 6 hours and 20 minutes. No, I like talking to a lot on the phone a month. Since I run with a generalSurplus of hundreds of minutes, which I never used my phone at home, and nobody calls me on it. My conversations are male, the max, the verbal equivalent of a bullet. Classify I see with my friends complex routes and how it was made, and their extended families with health, education and employment in 20 short syllables. When we're together, of course, takes our power of expression to an expansive manner.

In direct contrast to this "zipped up" / compressPreferred method of communication from me and I think my generation is the way to float as our partner and flutter around the subject of a sentence like butterflies around a flower. You will not be constructed, conversations, messages from a specific aim and action. For example:
Derek "lets go swimming beach"
Clive "yep, see you there at 7, bring tinniest"
This is the male version and you will see that it logically and communicate, managespecific objectives and measures with definitive linguistic means
On the other side:
Julie "not very good weather yesterday, eh, Jane"
Sarah "No Jules, not very nice at all."
Julie, "but it looks like his is better, what Jane?"
Sarah "yes, that is sun, weather is hot" - chuckles
Julie "has now, the beach beautiful"
Sarah hhmm, what are theChildren? "
Julie "well, you get that new TV?"
Sarah: "Yes, and I think it was up to the struggle in South America"
Shirley, "I thought that they, too, said that his influences, artistically and philosophically"
Julie "beach would be nice later in the evening"
Sarah "Lets meet there later .."
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Sarah: "Okay, see you there at 7 bring tinniest"

The talks are real, I promise you, I swear to God.

What we as a linguist and sentinent beings can be derived from the discussions on that if you want something done quickly, ask a man (a woman ask, and they will) agree with me if you want something investigated, chewed, pondered, was pregnant, broke and then finally set up a woman have to do. In most cases, the womanwill produce a finer, more beautiful and longer lasting creation with the same ingredients as a man would be very dramatic and they will not undertake such direct language.

Getting back to the main point of this controversy, we only have a landline phone because it comes from, my sweet and beautiful partner, communicate with their friends, family and strangers willingly and at the same time to the point. I could save a fortune if I dropped the landline. I can of my 6Hours and 20 minutes per month plentiful. I would like to call NTL (Virgin Media, I mean), and let them know that I do not have a landline, like all my calls more than covered by my mobile tarrif need. So I sit and think for a while. I have a wonderful DECT cordless phone at home with ANSWER, two phones, a SIM card reader, color screens, polyphonic ring tones, etc etc, but I dont need it. I'm happy with my Nokia N95, all calls are free, and I have GPS satellite navigation. (I actuallybought it for my partner, but she laughed with GPS, if it can not really remember ever lost, and although I can not claim to have a wonderful sense of direction? Say) in any case, it suffices to say that I have carefully examined the pros and cons of asking the loss of landlines, with some of my friends and colleagues what they think, "Yes, why not", "You save a fortune" that "it", "Shame"
So I am convinced my decision is taken. I do not pass it on for a momentConsiderations ...

and then the house phone rings, it is my mother, she wants to chat, I leave the room and sat down in the kitchen and put the kettle on, the big handset sits comfortably in your hand, my feet to crawl on the table, aah this is nice ...........